December 2010
39 posts
names have not been changed to protect the...
Aljon: sup jo; i NEARLY died yesterday.
me: what happened
Aljon: welp...i went to reel m inn by me lonesome and ordered chicken and jojos. i was eating the potato but it was super hot and it got stuck in my throat...i couldn't swallow.
Aljon: i couldn't breath and i took my beer and tried to wash it down then i spit it all out EVERYWHERE
me: oh man it was scorching hot too right
Aljon: soo gross... luckily no one saw
me: hahahaha omg dont EVER eat chicken and jojos alone! always bring a buddy
Aljon: can you IMAGINE if i died that way? i wouldn't have asked for help. i was just gonna die there if i couldn't get it out.
me: lol can i ptu this transcript on my tumblr
Aljon: HAIL NAH.
me: i'll change the name to protect the innocent
Aljon: haha no i don't care you do whateva you want hahahahha this is a true story.
me: k i'm gonna use your real name then
Aljon: HAHA ok i don't need to get laid anyway. EVER.
Orange Popsicles
From Best of Craigslist:
Okay, it’s Craigslist. One day you can have free fill dirt (you haul), the next day it’s tons of moving boxes all in good shape. Well, today it’s orange popsicles (all in good shape, you haul). A regular box of popsicles includes cherry (my favorite), grape (so-so) and orange. I don’t like the orange ones. I’m a grown-up and I don’t...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
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Lifter Puller (4)
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Wingnut Dishwashers Union (2)
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Comptine D’Un Autre Ete - L’Apres Midi...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12) →
Cotton Jones (61)
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Darwin Deez (17)
Everclear (14)
Grizzly Bear (12)
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Story of My Life: Cry 'Til I Die
gentlemanstime:
Welp, I ended up at Beulahland with Kate, Johanna and Lindsay last weekend. I got to talking with Johanna about the two women that I’m IN LOVE WITH but unfortunately live far, far away. And you know what advice Johanna gave me?
“You should stop wasting your time. It’ll never work out. You’re gonna be alone forever. Deal with it.”
So you know what I did? Welp, instead of going...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-5) →
Jerry Garcia Band (2)
Lauryn Hill (2)
Gnarls Barkley (1)
T-Pain (1)
Mark Ronson (1)
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