A Very Appropriate Title

DEGREEZ. WE HAZ THEM.

• me: you're name should be jenni kewl cuz it sounds kinda the same.
• YOUR name.
• not you're duh
• Jenni: yes, it sounds exactly the same
• me: unless i have been mispronouncing your last name this whole time
• it's kew-oh kinda right? but you say it combined, quicklike?
• i've never HEARD IT SPOKEN IN PERSON HOLY CRAP
• you pronounce my name like that
• FUL-KUH
• IT's a 2 parter
• (not really)
• Jenni: my last name sounds like status QUO
• me: LOL HOLY SHIT
• Jenni: so its a monosyllabic
• me: i've had it wrong
• this whole time
• lol!!!
• Jenni: WHAT KIND OF FRIED ARE YOUR
• me: lol
• Jenni: hhahaha
• me: holy shit
• Jenni: friend, you
• me: well it's you're fold
• i mean
• YOUR, FAULT
• Jenni: hahahahhaa
• omg, did we goto college
• me: lol
• i dont remember
• i was drunk the whole time